Have you feel angry at your relatives that you assumed they are dead? Well if you've never have that sort of feeling, you are lucky!
I have this "Arwah Mak Saudara". I've called her that since these past few years. Well, basically, I don't know what is wrong with her. She keep telling lies about me, about my mom. I can't understand why my mom can still consider her as relatives!
She is my mom's sister. Previously, few weeks back, she called my Uwan, crying hard, screaming (don't know, this, I really exaggerate) like someone has just passed away. You know what? She asked for my Uwan's forgiveness while crying and she said in Negri's dialect. Please read this dialogue in a proper dialect
" Omak, ampunkan ese, omak! Ese mintak ampun! Malam tadi ese mimpi gigi se tangga. Ese ingat omak dah moningga. Ampunkan ese omak!"
(Disclaimer: I'm not sure whether she use "ese" or "eden" because my mom use "ese". In Negri's dialect "ese" is much more polite than "eden". When you speak with your elderly, please use "ese").
I'm going to use this word "B***h!" My Uwan got a heart attack after getting that phone call and luckily my Mom just arrived at kampung! She's really a b***h!". Why she need to live and make others suffer? If she love suffering so much, why can't she just make herself suffer? Why drag other people?
When my mom's other sister asked, the arwah mak saudara replied " Ini semua Iyut dengan Ida punya pasal. Apohal den tipon tak angkek? Den ingat apo jadi..."
Note: Iyut is my mom's nickname and Ida is my Along.
Wah! Wah! Wah! Kau yang buat salah, sibuk nak salahkan orang! Bila Uwan aku dah sakit, engkau bukan tahu nak jenguk ke, kirim duit ke? Oh, serius! AKu tak halalkan apa-apa kat engkau! Aku takkan halalkan apa-apapun.
Hujung minggu ni aku balik kampung, aku nak cakap dengan Uwan, aku akan cuba cakap selembut yang boleh "Uwan, janganlah ampunkan dosa arwah mak saudara tu. Biarlah dia. Hidup menyusahkan orang!"
You know what, I think it should be around last week she was suppose to go back and bring Uwan for her medical check up. She did not come back. Firstly, she said she need to check whether her golden apple children is free. Next, she said she has some UMNO event that needed her to be around. What a lame excuse! I hope UMNO can forgive all her sin, do you think UMNO can do that? I doubt it. You should put your family first. Dahlah tak balik, telefon bercakap hal bukan-bukan.
You know what, I think it should be around last week she was suppose to go back and bring Uwan for her medical check up. She did not come back. Firstly, she said she need to check whether her golden apple children is free. Next, she said she has some UMNO event that needed her to be around. What a lame excuse! I hope UMNO can forgive all her sin, do you think UMNO can do that? I doubt it. You should put your family first. Dahlah tak balik, telefon bercakap hal bukan-bukan.
Uwan loves arwah mak saudara so much. She misses her. She loves hearing her voice though I personally think getting a phone call from that mak saudara durjana is hazardous! Nothing good will come out from the conversation. She will either talk about her problems, other people framing her, Uwan doesn't love her etc. All these makes my Uwan's heart weaker!
This week, she talk about my husband. Wah! Wah! I didn't invite her to my wedding, please, simpang malaikat 44. I really do not want to have any connection with arwah. But mom said "She's my sister. I should invite her" and look now, she's talking about my husband. Who is she to talk about my husband? She called my mom's other sister and said " Akak, ekau jangan nak bohong kek den. Den tahu suami sofea (edited) tak suko dongan koluargo kito. Dio tu mano ponah tido rumah Iyut". Eh? WTF? Aku tak pernah betul bercakap-cakap dengan engkau dah beberapa tahun ni, yang kau tiba-tiba pula tanya-tanya soalan ni kenapa? Apalah yang kau tak puas hati sangat arwah? Yang kau nak telefon Mak Ngah orang ni dengan nada menyerang kenapa? Kenapa engkau tak telefon sahaja mama aku? Engkau memang bangsat!
The truth is my husband never sleep at my mom's house. He did visited as we only live around KL-Putrajaya. My husband sleep at Uwan's house. I like it there. Reminded me of my childhood. Boleh jumpa Uwan sekali. Mama dan ayah juga selalu datang Putrajaya dan temankan aku. Eh, yang engkau sibuk-sibuk kenapa? Dah bosan sangat tak ada benda nak digaduhkan sampai tepi kain orang pun nak jaga? Engkau tu lagi teruk, tak balik jenguk mak engkau pun!
Okay, mungkin cerita ini akan bersambung apabila ada berita terkini.
Ya, Allah! Semoga hatiku ini tidak berubah menjadi jahat apabilan mengenangkan arwah...
1 comments:
hahhhaaa....
uber bit*h^^
oppsss...did that on purpose~~~
she's the one who framed others....
nobody would frame her for god's sake....
she's pathetic...
no good to be framed anyway...
LOL!
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